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Bon Demotivational Poster


MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care


TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!


TAGS: humor funny *** texas bon** obama
Rating: 2.88/5
God - August 25, 2008, 4:02 pm
There's no such thing as a good "you're doing it wrong" poster.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 5:08 pm
makes for a good "you're doing it wrong" picture.
wann1e - May 16, 2008, 7:45 pm
omg!! funny!!


BOND GIRLS - 50 years later still a lucky bastard


TAGS: bond james bond
Rating: 4.21/5

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Uzi - December 6, 2012, 9:25 pm
The names are similar, and there was a big deal made about a tr*** in the cast, but no one made it clear who at the time, that many could have made your mistake.
Uzi - December 6, 2012, 9:23 pm
You are VERY much mistaken! The woman you speak of is CAROLine Cossey aka Tula. She was one of the girls by the pool. Bond never slept with her in the movie. The mistake is understandable though. CAROLE Bouquet is the WOMAN in the middle picture.
Webspider - May 30, 2012, 7:14 pm
Lucky, Lucky bastard....
Airman - May 23, 2012, 6:35 pm
one shaken martini for you sir
Nissta - May 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
Yo Airman, It is the delectable Barbara Bach from The Spy Who Loved Me and it was Richard Keels "Jaws" first Bond flick
Airman - May 22, 2012, 6:38 pm
Jones Mr. Lord.. Grace Jones. Grace Slick was Jefferson Airplane. Just showed my age there.. amazed I remembered it. Can anyone find Ringo Starr's wife?.. she is up there
spacedog - May 22, 2012, 5:58 pm
Ha! Roger definitely pulled the short straw. The woman in the middle picture of For Your Eyes Only was born a man.
Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:40 pm

grace slick...haha roger moore.


EBONY AND IVORY - Live Together in Perfect Harmony


TAGS: ebony ivory dog dogs
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:18 pm
Great pic and a good song. 5/5


GARYO'S HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: garyo martini costume bond
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:45 pm
It's a muttini!
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 9:08 pm
How the heck did I miss this?! For the olive soaked in gin I could become a vegetarian…makes me drool. Woof! But Bond? Naw, I couldn’t pull off the Bond act…too much slobbering….’Bond, Shamejz Bond’… Fav/5
spacedog - October 11, 2012, 9:49 pm
Ha! Not every dog can pull off the "cone of shame" with such class. 5L


TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.


TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's a**. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


HARE SOLO -




HOUSTON -


TAGS: bon voyage
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Bumgrubs - May 3, 2012, 7:04 am
Bad taste....i love it lol. 5L
champ99 - February 21, 2012, 5:00 pm
5L!! I actually LOLed!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 3:07 pm
There is no sacred, there is no "too soon" ....This is motifake, This is funny. there is no room for hurt feelings on the internet, Love it or leave it. (or at least cry somewhere where I don't have to look at it)
caveman - February 14, 2012, 3:20 am
5imple, yet hillarious.
RonE - February 14, 2012, 3:07 am
And yes, I am that kind of bastard.
RonE - February 14, 2012, 3:06 am
Yeah, I'd show it to her kid. I hate druggies. I dislike people who subject their kids to abusive druggies. Yeah, I'd show it to her kid and tell her kid.. don't let this become you. Oh wait... it appears were are too late for that.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:26 pm
what anger makes an honest person commit is beyond belief. mock the recently deceased.... would you show this one to your underage kid ? please PM me the pic with him/her holding the poster :)
ICEMAN - February 13, 2012, 9:15 pm
Good to know censorship is alive & well.
MuddySoapfish - February 13, 2012, 7:24 pm
That's very funny !!
krazyivanthedivine - February 13, 2012, 6:40 pm
This one really made me chuckle.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 3:48 pm
think about all the nurturing stuff you could be doing instead :)


BREAK A LEG - Woman say giving birth is the most painful experience a person can go through. Somehow i think they'd have a hard time convincing this guy.


TAGS: soccer break leg bone painful
Rating: 4.59/5

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genjigem - July 27, 2011, 2:27 am
its still planted!
house - July 26, 2011, 7:41 am
**mouth agape, chin on floor** can't look away. 5L caveman. Google pics of Traore broken leg playing for LFC (it happened twice - once to each leg)
internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 7:36 am
I am a woman, and I approve of this message!


CREATIONISTS -


TAGS: dinosaur bones fossil your mom
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 27, 2014, 7:26 pm

no
EmilioDumphque - June 27, 2014, 10:43 am
So..God is intentionally screwing with our heads to trick us into hell? What a ***k!
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Feel free to PM me then if you want to carry on this topic and not have the mods skin both of our hides.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:33 am
BTW, sorry to Reality Lord for hijacking his mot over this discussion that could probably still go on several messages and not fully cover every aspect of the variation in creations theories.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:31 am
That would, to some extent, explain the Cain/Land of Nod quandry in Genesis, after Abel's murder.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:29 am
Since there aren't living relics, some say that species have just changed slowly over time, since there haven't been full skeletons found that explain evolution, and others say that evolution worked, and then God came in during it and gave humans souls.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:27 am
As to the old views on evolution, that's where some break away and some don't. Some argue that the Creator left in place ways for species to change over time including evolution, while some say what scientists are calling evolution is just genetic drift.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:24 am
Yes and no. Literal reading of Noah's flood is still kept, but since Abraham & Sarah were leaving Ur of the Chaldeans around the time of Hammurabi, and Abraham was several generations away from Noah, a prehistoric flood isn't out of the question.
matt28 - September 22, 2010, 6:38 pm
But all that covers is the debate of the age of the universe... So are the old views on evolution or a literal reading of Noah's Flood still kept?
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:33 pm
Older creationists didn't have the mathematical formulas necessary, so they took the chapters in Genesis as literal 6 days, when several other places time is symbolic (day is as a thousand years and thousand year as a day, y'know).
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:31 pm
Now, taking into account that with an ever-expanding universe, viewing time from outside, it's exponential. Factoring in the growth, 6 observed days outside time relates to about 15-20 billion years inside time.
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:29 pm
Okay, matt28, I'll try. "Modern" creationists observe that if the Creator could create time & space, said Creator would be observing time from outside, not inside space-time. So from the origin, space continually expands.
matt28 - September 20, 2010, 5:03 pm
Just out of curiosity - and this is not meant to be a baited question - can someone explain the difference between 'modern' creationists and the other kind? Because every creationist I've known has been a full-bore "dinos on the Ark"-type creationist.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:21 am
Good s****** up. I'll just refrain from voting, since I normally 1 bomb anti-religious posters. Modern creationists don't find evolution and creationism to be that far apart.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:04 am

the captions found in my poster do not necessarily reflect my personal beliefs. its just humor. ( can you see me s****** up to get a 5L from god boy there?)
Anonymous2 - September 19, 2010, 11:09 pm
*sigh* Not all of us creationists believe that.
matt28 - September 19, 2010, 9:12 pm
My, what large herbivorous teeth you have. Just the thing for munching on melons in the Garden of Eden.


CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones


TAGS: christianity jesus jimmy hoffa cant find his bones
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Elliott

faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
the guy made a horrible argument.
Elliott - September 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
you go to your language settings in facebook and change the language to "English (pirate)"
Silent Jay - September 24, 2009, 4:11 pm
xcuse me,but how do you get those clock marks with how many rums was that before? :D
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:48 pm
excellent!
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:16 pm
You are a total legend Elliott.
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 8:53 pm
Don't get bothered Elliott. Good first showing.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 8:01 pm
Sorry... I'm going to have to call BS on this one. Totally fake. Then again, I have seen some amazingly stupid people on FB. Still... the "zombie" thing... get original and it might be worth more than 1 poodle. Still YAWN...
Elliott - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
yea lol, this was an actual conversation between me and a dude on facebook, it was too priceless to pass up on making a poster :P
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 12:04 pm
We get it. You hate Christianity. YAWN!
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 11:21 am
Elliott- Just finding this pic is worth 5L on its's own. Thank you for 'faking' it!


BACON & BOURBON - They are THE major food groups


TAGS: food bacon bourbon groups diet yum
Rating: 2.89/5

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rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:22 pm

I could use some mayo on my sammich


BON JOVI - The future of uncool


TAGS: bon jovi
Rating: 1.73/5

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Player Meyer - September 2, 2009, 6:43 am
LOL... it's hard starting new meme... haha
LogicDude - September 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
Wow...you must really have a hard-on for Bon Jovi...


SPRING IS HERE - Bone knows there's lots to do around the house and yard Bone don't care


TAGS: bonecd has priorities
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cloudchaser - May 21, 2010, 12:54 am
"It's impossible to look cool when you're riding a motorcycle n****" Jay Leno


SLAP CHOP - The only honorable way to obtain a "Clearance B Keycard".




007 -




NO MISTER BOND - i expect you to take me for a walk


TAGS: bond dog
Rating: 4.27/5

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TheOne - June 19, 2012, 2:07 pm
Funny, 4L.


EBONY & IVORY - Living together in perfect harmony. Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why don't we..... Go kill some Jawas.




SISTERLY LOVE - A special bond that takes decades to grow.




THANK YOU VERY MUCH - I WAS JUST OUT WALKING MY RAT, AND I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY WAY


TAGS: diamonds are forever james bond
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2012, 10:56 pm
Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.


RECREATIONAREA -


TAGS: recreationarea bong stoned drive marijuana
Rating: 4/5

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falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:52 pm
WHOO! My Home-State!
Dean Ascher - December 5, 2010, 11:17 am
Richard Ira Bong. WWII Ace pilot of the P-38.
tjhawk - December 2, 2010, 10:41 am
sadly i know where this place is lol. it's just outside milwaukee.
Reality Lord - November 30, 2010, 8:18 pm

nicely done dude!
Faceplant31 - November 30, 2010, 6:11 pm
Glad you stuck with this one. You did the pic the justice it deserved. 5L from me


GUMMY BEAR ROLE REVERSAL - After years of sweet treats she was in fact a sweet treat for a lucky bear.


TAGS: sugar lard bones tasty treats
Rating: 4.24/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:57 am
4/5. Wow.


TROMBONE - Never trust someone whose instrument changes shape while it's played!


TAGS: trombone
Rating: 1.95/5

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STICKS AND STONES - May break my bones, but my foot up your ass is really going to hurt.


TAGS: sticks stones break bones ass
Rating: 4.8/5

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spypengen - April 19, 2012, 1:53 pm
that's a matter of opinion if you know what I mean(no homo)


ZAMBONI VS F22 RAPTOR -


TAGS: fighter jet zamboni
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - August 19, 2015, 4:52 pm
Civilians are clueless.
guyfox - June 19, 2011, 2:08 am
excellent


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE - between Bono and God? God doesn't walk around thinking He's Bono.




CHRISTMAS STORY - was a little different at my house.




THE LECTURE -


TAGS: bonecd
Rating: 4.89/5

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Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 6:45 pm
Now that is funny. I have a few memories of this, well the lecture part at least.


BONDAGE - The Egyptians Took It Too Far. ... I Think?


TAGS: b****** mummies egypt
Rating: 3.64/5

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Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 9:21 pm
Odd, I don't remember making this one? But it has less then three, so I must have made this. Lol!
Derek - February 15, 2010, 5:17 pm
[mumble mumble]... saaaaafeword


R.I.P. - Rock in Peace, BON SCOTT - Ride On




BOND - James, Bond


TAGS: james bond 007 ownage monkey funny
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by bob

Hector - May 7, 2009, 4:12 pm
It's Fiben Bolger!
spitfire111 - January 14, 2009, 9:17 am
Krusty the clown would be proud or just want to kill him..
spitfire111 - January 14, 2009, 9:15 am
Krusty the clone would be proud or just want to kill him..
ANONY - January 1, 2009, 7:45 pm
***yness in a suit
LogicDude - September 23, 2008, 1:54 pm
Cool! Sean Connery is coming back as 007!!!
datnigga - August 11, 2008, 1:24 am
Mr. Teeny with a gun.
Dustin Marthington - August 2, 2008, 12:29 pm
redo the last 4 or 5 brosnan films w/ him, and you couldn't tell the difference.
Barack - April 23, 2008, 10:11 am
Obama... Barack Obama
Dre - April 16, 2008, 1:24 pm
True, but Agent 47 us bald.
PorkFat - April 11, 2008, 12:32 am
Looks more like Agent 47 from a**asin. Bond doesn't carry a 1911 "baller". He carries a Walther PPK.


Bonnets are Badass -


TAGS: bonets are badass firefly malcolm
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:28 am
Firefly was the best show ever, am I right?
nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:28 am
Firefly was the best show ever, am I right?
EmilioDumphque - March 30, 2014, 12:09 am
If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak!


STOCKHOLM SYNDROME - ..and now we play the waiting game.


TAGS: superhero wonder woman b******
Rating: 4.77/5

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TehOz - March 15, 2011, 7:20 pm
itll take a while to adjust to these moderators tastes
TheOne - March 15, 2011, 6:06 am
Don't die too early I see something from these fakes.5L.
voodoo3535 - March 15, 2011, 12:53 am
I hate this game. But 5 amazons on the floor.
TehOz - March 15, 2011, 12:42 am
Tyvm
crankyhead - March 15, 2011, 12:34 am
Hey new guy, good 5how.
5150monkeylove - March 15, 2011, 12:28 am
Waaaaay better than my first, or most of them to be honest
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:51 pm
TY
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:50 pm
Ive been building Lolz for 2 years, I needed a new forum and I welcome the challenge.
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:47 pm
It shows. Welcome aboard. Prepare to be judged harshly, now that you've proven ability.
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:38 pm
For quite some time. Ty
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:35 pm
Well, well... this is too good for a seedling. How long have you been lurking? 5L


EYE BALL -


TAGS: bored at work want bong
Rating: 4.53/5

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julia2011 - April 17, 2011, 5:14 pm
This made my day ;)
julia2011 - April 17, 2011, 5:14 pm
This made my day ;)
CaptainBaked - April 16, 2011, 11:45 pm
Yeah i'd like to see your idea too bro
rerun - April 16, 2011, 1:07 pm

make it and upload in off topic thread.
NotoriousGIL - April 16, 2011, 12:58 pm
Grrr...I had a good one for this pic too...I snoozed and losed.


AMERICAN MILITARY STRATEGY -


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

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Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L


SEAN FRAKKIN' CONNERY - Daniel Who? Pierce Who? THERE IS ONLY THE CONNERY!!


TAGS: sean connery 007 james bond
Rating: 3.47/5

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Woody - July 21, 2009, 10:31 pm
And the wars never ends.
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2009, 3:33 pm
The day is mine, Trebek!


BONDING - "Daddy, why did mommy leave?" "I dunno. Probably something you did."


TAGS: father son bonding
Rating: 2.93/5

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Culos - February 6, 2009, 3:58 am
Sounds very very very familiar, ROFl
RONSART - February 5, 2009, 7:14 pm
agree...hilarious..well chosen pic and saying.
Sean - February 5, 2009, 7:09 pm
Hilarious. And oh, the memories ....


MAY BREAK MY BONES -


TAGS: war words tank bones einstein
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 8:11 pm
Well said Neener.
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:59 pm
I'm in total agreement. 5s are nice, but true criticism pushes people to improve.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:57 pm
all fives either.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:56 pm
If that's your honest opinion then great! Thanks! You like it even more than I do and there's nothing wrong with that. If the quote were my own I would consider this a Five. I would never intentionally make a 1L poster but I can accept that they're not
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:56 pm
I fived it too. The tank shaped skeleton is awesome and that quote is probably true. During the Zombie Apocalpse aim for the head!
crankyhead - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm
I gave it a 5.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
To whoever gave this poster less than a 5... Thanks for your honesty. I appreciate the 5's and by no means do I want 1's, but this wouldn't get a 5 from me if someone else made it.


LENNON -


TAGS: lennon beatles god bono
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 1:42 pm
Imagine if Mark David Chapman had decided to give peace a chance =/
petrocks11 - December 8, 2010, 10:54 pm
Imagine there's no Mark David Chapman


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HOW MANY CAN YOU NAME? -


TAGS: connery to craig james bond
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

steve1961 - August 4, 2012, 1:57 am
george lazenby and timothy dalton.
gas - August 3, 2012, 6:10 pm
connery, don't know, moore don't know, brosnan, craig


BAD IDEA...? - you think so?


TAGS: dragons bones
Rating: 3.55/5

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ROGER MOORE - Nobody does it half as good as you.


TAGS: roger moore james bond
Rating: 3.27/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 1:06 pm
Sean Connery and Roger Moore are the only two actors to portray 007 as a realistic and likeable character. Daniel Craig is just and annoying Solid Snake / Sam Fisher impersonator who like the guts or character to be either of them.
smalltownguy - May 7, 2011, 3:06 pm
Watch "Boat Trip" then enjoy laughing w/me at this.
jameswnash - October 12, 2010, 1:41 am
Though it probably was not his fault, but the direction they took his bond films
jameswnash - October 12, 2010, 1:28 am
he only englishman who could not portray an english secret agent


THIS LADY - She gets it


TAGS: humor funny *** texas bon** obama
Rating: 2.72/5
NREEEOW - February 8, 2009, 9:36 pm
Yeah! *** is icky!
haha - January 29, 2009, 7:52 pm
No, she doesn't. And a moronic s**t with s*ds isn't a "lady".


THANKSGIVING -




EXPECTATIONS - NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE! -


TAGS: james bong expectations
Rating: 4.05/5

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culos - April 26, 2010, 5:05 am
What the kid really thinks is: "Hi Sucker, I sure f***ed up mamma's p**** for you with that big head of mine, didn't I??? Just wait till my puberty kicks in, then you'll really regret you didn't use a condom!"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:41 am
I'm just gonna say it....don't post your kids here....they will be ridiculed (we're not nice people) And the tags........Ughhh...the tags...."James Bong?" I hope that was a typo.
TheFSD - April 26, 2010, 12:51 am
FYI, this is my son. He gives this look and rubs his hands together all the time. This was too epic to pass up.


BONO - Maybe if he stopped spending thousands on sunglasses while telling people to give to charity, he might seem like less of a prick.


TAGS: bono
Rating: 3.92/5

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TheSanityInspector - March 21, 2015, 10:01 am
Nope, I call foul. He's been very generous with his own zillions, & genuinely cares about things, unlike the bubble-brain spokes-celebs he's unfairly lumped in with.
Tarapin - August 21, 2011, 10:17 pm
Nope, he'd still seem like (be) a prick


MOST NUDISTS -


TAGS: baking fat cellulite and to the bone ugly
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - January 12, 2010, 9:45 am

truer words were never spoken.


FAILURE -


TAGS: bones and a collar that is all that is left
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Reality Lord - August 31, 2009, 4:22 am

loved it.
MO - August 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
My my my! 5 bent doggy bones, buried in shallow graves. (so we can dig them up quickly and often, and giggle our a**es off)
KDP3 - August 18, 2009, 6:11 pm
my God thats epic
BoneCD - August 18, 2009, 3:41 pm
My pleasure...Thanks guys!
doofenshmirtz - August 18, 2009, 3:22 pm
ha ha ha ha lol lol lmao lmao I ..............think..............I'm ............going....................die.....................lmao lmao...........Oh.............god...........I ............can't .................bre...........ath..................
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 3:10 pm
no no laughing so hard it hurts
BoneCD - August 18, 2009, 3:06 pm
What, too early?
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 2:58 pm
i'm sorry for the owners but im laughing here in pain


WHATS IMPORTANT IN BED -


TAGS: important bed james bond 007 finger
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by ronsart

CoolioIndeed - March 18, 2010, 1:55 am
Well played, good sir.
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 9:13 am
hidden greybeard


OBESITY AWARENESS RIBBON - Oh, the irony.


TAGS: fry french mcdonalds ribbon
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Tode

agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:44 am
They're edible.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:42 am
You know, you just don't see many of those. Wonder why that is.


Youthfully Challenged -


TAGS: old body sounds bones crispy
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 10:00 am
If your missus tries to put you in an empty Rice Krispies box...then I'd have to say you're pretty much done. Snap! (crackle and pop).
Oldsod - February 8, 2014, 8:01 am
I'd never looked at it that way...
MissPriss - February 6, 2014, 1:56 am
Not sure, do I say you're welcome or I'm sorry?
GaryO - February 5, 2014, 8:53 pm
Thank you Missy (snap)


MAN-CARD EXPIRED - Several Years Ago


TAGS: bones
Rating: 4.86/5

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Swampfox - April 3, 2013, 8:06 pm
Any guy that has a grocery basket on the back of his motorcycle... Just sayin'
SLOHAND62 - April 2, 2013, 6:15 pm
LOL Every married guy that sees that has nodded his head. Thanks for sharing.5 L's
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2013, 5:08 pm
I've always said that looking for something perfect in an imperfect world is perfectly foolish. 5L to you. I'm sending this to a single guy that I know of.


TRADITION -


TAGS: fatherhood bonding love parenting blackout
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:33 pm
Thanks, all. I loved those walks.
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:42 pm
Superb.
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:48 pm
just gorgeous aggy
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:25 pm

5'd...fav'd and definate classic material.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 11:59 am
"I always thought my dad was superman until I found out he was just another drunk in a cape"--Dave Attel...5 L


WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF DRIFTING AWAY - You cannot always wait for the perfect time, sometimes you must dare to jump.


TAGS: bon voyage
Rating: 4.38/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 8:12 pm
yes but jump wh5re ? :)


IN A WORLD GONE VEGAN -




STEREOTYPES - White guys love basketball too


TAGS: bon** basketball ball scream race
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by composidore

David A - March 4, 2010, 11:05 am
It looks like Matthew is impressed with Jarvis' ball handling skills. Or he's just happy being in the game.


STEROIDS - Why you shouldn't do them


TAGS: baseball bonds steroids
Rating: 1.78/5

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ICEMAN - April 18, 2010, 9:33 pm
Motifakes - Why hyeh2008 shouldn't do them.


THIS CAT... - was James Bond's greatest enemy. Blofeld was a pussy.




shaken not stirred -


TAGS: evening bond
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Greeny - August 19, 2015, 6:01 am
coat hangars + duct ***e = pose-able cat
GaryO - August 19, 2015, 4:40 am
absolutely love this one. 5/F
mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:42 pm
This would be P u s s y Galore? 5L
Oldsod - March 27, 2015, 3:46 pm
5d and faved.


BAD DECISIONS -


TAGS: let rover come over and give ya a bone of his own
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:58 pm
Her on time at band camp
Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:47 pm
Now this is funny. I mean - I've heard it before in about a dozen emails, but at least its an attempt at a good poster. If unoriginal.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:43 am
but will she call in the morning? "Here, Boy, 'mere boy" 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 8:38 am
5L.....you dirty, dirty man.
rerun - April 23, 2010, 1:54 am

My best friend, my peanut b***er.....
Kubi - April 23, 2010, 1:16 am
5L
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:56 am
Perfect! 5L's, i like that font to Bone
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:31 pm
Great. A perfect motifake.


POOR CHOICES -


TAGS: screw with the wrong person and it could go really bad b******
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:31 am
the chains were shopped in as well.... The original artist of the pic was awesome
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:30 am
no bunnies were harmed in the making of this motifake... the right leg was shopped to the left side
5150monkeylove - November 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
This is what happens when you search "b******" on google. I was actually looking for something to go with a "restraint" fake I was working on
ICEMAN - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Jeez. Who knew sean was into that ****?
spacedog - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Nice.


Bonfire Night -




KARMA -


TAGS: tribute bonecd
Rating: 4.29/5

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 2:43 pm
See what happens when you don't check the battery...LMAO Space! Nice Job, and good thing I have an electric starter.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 11:12 pm
LOL!
GreyScorpion - July 12, 2010, 11:01 pm
it's tough to get old, and the ol kick starter goes, eh bone? 5L
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 10:47 pm
Perfect Space!


MY DISCIPLES - to those who wish to learn great knowledge will be gibbon.


TAGS: gibbon knowledge deciples
Rating: 4.22/5

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PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:46 am
5 L (I don't want to anger the monkey god)


TEAMWORK -


TAGS: bonding at the molecular level takes it a wee bit too far
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - August 18, 2009, 7:10 pm
Great poster Haar. Oh btw, when is everyone gonna stop beating around the bush like this? We owe it to aggy to tell him to his face that this is the worst possible time for him to get his real estate agent's licence. In short, too subtle, Haar. Way.
Haarakkon - August 18, 2009, 6:47 am
Thanks for the kind comments guys.
Arrogant Knight - August 17, 2009, 9:49 pm
....Sailor Moon had a good run. I don't feel bad.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 9:47 pm
Or was it Crocodile Dundee?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 9:47 pm
But what will you do with your sailor moon background?
Arrogant Knight - August 17, 2009, 9:43 pm
Actually, I'm making this my desktop background. *Gasp!*
Arrogant Knight - August 17, 2009, 9:34 pm
I love this.
spacedog - August 17, 2009, 2:45 pm
Excellent work Haarakkon. 5L
CANADA - August 17, 2009, 2:35 pm
thats a sweet pic


FLUFFY WHITE CATS - Funny thing is, you never hear the bad guy say: "It was the cat that made me do it"




BEAUTY -




BONES -




Future Archaeologists -




WE'LL SHOW THOSE ONE PERCENTERS -


TAGS: occupy bourbon street
Rating: 4.95/5

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maoworks2 - October 28, 2011, 10:37 am
I'll Drink too that


SISTERS -


TAGS: special bond
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 2, 2012, 3:27 am
Not my brother...he grew up with 3 sisters...poor buggar never had a chance! Thanks for the suggestion though.... :)....hahaha!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2012, 12:37 pm
Nice 1 Prissy....the same can be said about brothers.


K.I.S.S. - Keep it Sentimental, Silly




FRONTIN -


TAGS: ebonics fake b****slap yo ass
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - July 15, 2012, 5:47 am
Thanks, bud. I have been mondo busy with the summer season... I swear I need stock in Skippy.
spacedog - July 14, 2012, 11:43 am
Good to 5ee you monkey.
Sho - July 14, 2012, 11:37 am
Totally agree with gas
gas - July 14, 2012, 11:26 am
VERY good one.. 5'd & fav'd


FINGER-LICKIN' GOOD - The Colonel


TAGS: all bones no skin
Rating: 4.7/5

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Rudedog - March 23, 2013, 2:21 pm
Death has not been kind to the colonel


Frisbeetarians -


TAGS: nuns frisbees souls bono
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - July 20, 2013, 4:49 pm

lol...am5ome
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:55 am
Yes...and/or under the bus


BONE CD -


TAGS: bone knows and bone dont care
Rating: 4.5/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 7:15 am
You know me too well GS


GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW - Thank you Girls Scouts of America


TAGS: cookies girlscout bonanza rainbow wealth
Rating: 4.4/5

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MPsniper - February 21, 2012, 7:08 pm
sad thing is....the scout troop only sees about 60 cents per box sold. the troop is better off receiving a direct donation.


THE POSSIBILITY OF ARREST - is not a concern Bone don't care


TAGS: bone don t care
Rating: 4.08/5

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REGAN O'NEILL - She just about ruins every party She's ever invited too




BEAUTY -


TAGS: beauty ugly dog ribbon award awards
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by MadN

agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:42 pm
Ho-ly crap! I'm giving this a 5 because you've actually managed to pixellate EVERYTHING!


MY LOVELY BONES -


TAGS: lovely bones
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Zuroaga

Azzameen85 - July 22, 2011, 7:37 am
Actually, Trekkie are the casual fans. Trekker are the hardcore fans, who knows how many women Kirk slept with, without looking it up on memory-alpha.org
MisterJJ - March 11, 2010, 1:30 pm
It's Trekkie, not Trekker. (Ugh, I just outed myself as a nerd)


PIERCE BROSNAN - He is James Bond


TAGS: pierce brosnan bond james
Rating: 2.79/5
Fleet - June 26, 2009, 10:32 pm
LIES!!! Mr Dalton all the way!
Bunny - April 30, 2009, 6:14 am
Connery for sure, but Daniel Craig is doing a mighty fine job too. Mr B looks the part but hasn't got what it takes really.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2009, 12:28 am
Connery was the ultimate Bond......1 Lion


CALCIUM EROSION - The bones in my arms are weak. My leg bones are rubbery. But I still love cola.


TAGS: bones legs cola funny hand
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by motifayk

ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 10:20 pm
You get a cookie.
MercAlert - February 10, 2012, 10:18 pm
I can actually do this! No,seriously, I take pleasure in watching the shocked and terrified expressions on peoples' faces!


ORIGINAL - The one and only James bond


TAGS: james bond sean connery pierce brosnan
Rating: 2.35/5

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Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 6:43 pm
Oh for f*** sake - here http://homepages.woosh.co.nz/davross/demotivators/ happy now???
Guest - May 1, 2009, 11:11 am
cropping over my picture eh?..and Connery was not the original,so get your facts straight first.
Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 12:50 am
Ohhh. Really? ****. Fail. Epic Fail. Sigh.
BuZZbomb - April 30, 2009, 11:57 pm
He was in fact, not, the first to play Bond on film. Actor Barry Nelson(American) played him on film in a 1954 version of 'Casino Royale' for the "Climax Mystery Theatre"
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 11:45 pm
I think he was the first to play bond on film was he not?
BoneCD - April 30, 2009, 11:38 pm
Connery was not the original


VENGEANCE ! - he was the husband


TAGS: husband p***ert vagabond
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by emaxtreme

ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 1:31 am
Good save Sean.
Sean - December 5, 2009, 1:24 am
Yeah. Everyone knows that a homeless dude's p**** is a sickly shade of greenish purple. And by "everyone" I mean, of course, the mods.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 1:15 am
Not real... that's how.
aerofiend - December 5, 2009, 1:14 am
How did this get past the mods?


THE STATS ON LAWRENCE WELK IS AMAZING -


TAGS: rerun museum hammy dinosaur bones
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - September 5, 2014, 10:41 pm
Just saw this, love it, 5L!!
M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:08 pm
Brilliant, one of the few 5L's I gave this evening
rerun - April 22, 2012, 8:16 am

Having a father & son moment, only to be ruined by the paparizzi. It's tough being famous. That said, 5 ancient L's


MRS CUBBYBEAR -


TAGS: bonecd tribute sorry cubby it had to be done
Rating: 4.36/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 6:04 am
LMAO rerun...excellent 5 I wouldn't do that to you Cubby Poodles
Cubbybear - June 13, 2010, 12:34 am
But she always came back to Cubby for the sauce!


WHAT DO YOU SEE - when you turn out the light? I cant' tell you but I know it's mine


TAGS: bong beatles help frommy friends
Rating: 4.26/5

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Sho - June 5, 2012, 10:10 pm
Merely image5 I tell you
mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:52 pm
how did ya know what I see?


NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: possess control bond
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - May 12, 2012, 9:24 am
I recently started with these. I like these types of stories
Kyronic - May 12, 2012, 5:51 am
Do you just post a bunch of creepy and terrifying stuff all the time? I've read a few other ones and those things are traumatizing, yet well written.


RECURSION - is everywhere there is recursion...




LOVE IS GRAND -


TAGS: another papa bone gem classic
Rating: 3.59/5

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CANADA - August 28, 2009, 12:49 pm
they hit you where it hurts


ABU HAMZA -


TAGS: abu hamza jomes bond
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Derek - May 9, 2010, 6:56 pm
He just needs some scary teeth


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN - They hatin, patrollin and tryin to catch me ridin dirty


TAGS: zamboni
Rating: 3.29/5

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CloudchaserS - March 16, 2012, 11:10 am
They see me mowin' My front lawn! I know they're all thinking! I'm so White N' nerdy!


LOGICDUDE - Realized too late what they REALLY meant by "Have you over for dinner"




SUPER BONG - 21st century flashback to the 70's.




BONES MCCOY - He knows when a man is dead




AIG -




BONO - Best Singer Ever


TAGS: bono
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Maccadinho

Logic Man - July 15, 2009, 11:34 am
That's the homo from bird cage
Sean - June 12, 2009, 9:16 pm
Pick a fu*ck*in' lane Agnostic ... and while yer at it, look up Peter Gabriel, if that's also not TOO much trouble.
Agnostic - June 12, 2009, 8:28 pm
Thats Phil Collins!
amina - June 9, 2009, 4:17 pm
hahaha, sry i remove my previous comment
Mr. Nemo - May 22, 2009, 2:33 pm
Coke: They let him back on it for this special.
Maccadinho - April 2, 2009, 6:27 pm
No problem Amina. Not everyone likes them. You have to admit that "***y Boots" rocks though, right!
Erik the Viking - February 15, 2009, 1:58 pm
At what point did Bono morph with Robin Williams!?
amina - February 10, 2009, 7:48 pm
why!!!! this is so g**!!!! sry im in a b**** mood tonight >: |
tony - December 23, 2008, 3:19 pm
at what age does stand up become sit down because this looks like the preliminary or transitional stage
tony - December 23, 2008, 3:17 pm
at what age does stand up become sit down because this looks like it might be in the preliminary or transitional stage (no pun intended)
Sean - November 10, 2008, 11:07 pm
... sorta punk meets Barry Manilo ... punk then wakes up the morning after and tries to stab itself in the neck, but regretably, cannot seem, try as it might, to hit the carotid ...
Sean - November 10, 2008, 11:04 pm
Uhm, you know that U2 sucks, right?
Maccadinho - November 10, 2008, 10:57 pm
Where the Streets have no Name. Where the streets have no name. They keep building and...
Sean - November 10, 2008, 8:01 pm
Nahhhh, we're just joshin' ya. It's Dane Cook. Sorry about that. We jus luv to raz the new guy. Bye.
SherlockHolmeboy - November 10, 2008, 7:49 pm
That's Bono?
Sean - November 9, 2008, 3:33 am
Bono was great in Mrs. Doubtfire. Of course I also loved him in Death to Smoochie. As for UB40, I don't own any of their albums.
Maccadinho - November 8, 2008, 5:50 pm
I actually took this pic on my phone. I think it was "Where the Streets have no Name" *Thanks Geena for the great seats!
LogicDude - November 8, 2008, 5:32 pm
*ahem* That would be "Bono"...wouldn't want energy to think I meant Bon Scott...he might throw an angry comment at me. And they really, really hurt. Not.
LogicDude - November 8, 2008, 5:31 pm
Bon's wrap-around Fly sunglasses always crack me up. He's one of the "cool people" that even wears them at night.
Maccadinho - November 8, 2008, 5:07 pm
You just haven't seen him without his glasses.
energy - November 8, 2008, 11:55 am
what is your f***ing problem, Maccadinho? these false-name tunnel bait posters f***ing suck. how many of these have you made in a row? drink some drano, moron.
Craven - November 8, 2008, 10:56 am
That's robin williams you a**hat.


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